Ashburton Grove Gooners

Actually ... I am more scared of this game ... it will be a more humiliating result than the Hull game if we lose to them jokers ... and we have been laughing quite a lot ... The good thing is their defence is worse than us and if the team doesn't get "OVER-CONFIDENT" and "ARROGANT" saying we will score 8 past them like I am hearing around other forums we can win and help them reach the "champions"-hip-"league" in our own small way ...

but as I said . .. I am really nervous and will stop laughing at them until Thursday next week ...

...after today ... but just for a little while some jokes which you guys may or may not have heard/seen :

I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me,' she said ... So I bought her a T*****ham shirt.

Haringey council has blocked T*****ham's plans to build a new ground on Northumberland Park. A town hall source said: "We don't mind having a funfair there once a year, but a circus every fortnight is a bit much."

"I was playing Scrabble and had enough letters to make 'T*****ham Hotspur Football Club'. I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two points."

A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social worker. "T*****ham," says the boy. "They don't beat anyone.

Juande Ramos, shortly after another training session, comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how impressive the pitch is looking. "It ought to," replies the groundsman. "We put 70 million quid's worth of manure on it every week."

After leaving San Siro, Jose Mourinho was asked if he was going to help Sp*rs get out of their slump. He turned around and said, "No way, I ain't that special".

Apparently the entire T*****ham squad have been busy honing their skills playing the computer game Championship Manager. Sadly it seems Juande misunderstood and thinks they want to play for a Championship manager.

A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and a Sp*rs shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Sp*rs shirt to save the family embarrassment.

Did you hear that Juande Ramos was clocked doing 169mph on the M1 coming back from Stoke? Apparently he was just so desperate for three points.

· Is it just me or are Sp*rs the team to beat this season? Everyone's at it.

A man is sitting in a pub with his jack russell dog one Sunday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner: "Stoke City 2, T*****ham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer. Suddenly the jack russell jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again." The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when it was announced that T*****ham lost?" "Because he's a Sp*rs supporter," the dog's owner replies. The landlord then asks what the dog says when T*****ham win a match, to which the man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him six months."

When a groggy Vedran Corluka regained consciousness in the ambulance leaving the Britannia Stadium on Sunday he asked medical staff who he was. On being told he played football for T*****ham Hotspur he lapsed into a coma.

All trains through White Hart Lane have been cancelled due to a massive points failure.

A little boy gets £10 for his birthday and rushes down to the sports shop to buy the new football he has been desperate for. He gives the ball to the shopkeeper, who says, "Sorry, son, this ball is £20. You only have £10". The boy says, "OK, if you blindfold me and I can guess the name of the club on any ball, will you give it to me for £10?" He agrees and gives the boy an Arsenal ball. "I can hear cannons blasting, so it's an Arsenal ball." Next he gives him a Millwall ball: "I hear lions, so it's Millwall." Amazed, the shopkeeper says, "Get this and you can have it for nothing." The boy listens and says Sp*rs. The man asks if he's heard a cockerel. "No," says the boy. "It's going down."

What's the difference between Bigfoot and the Sp*rs defence? Bigfoot has been spotted several times.

ha ha

Oh yes, lets laugh at them, whilst they are laughing at us for letting a significant lead vanish into almunia's goal.

very true

Prophetic.



Sadly also prophetic.

All those heroics over the last week or so and the fuckers are still 2 points adrift at the bottom of the table. And you lot think we've got problems. Fucking brilliant.

They are pathetic disgusting individuals