Ashburton Grove Gooners

1. fat white bloke buys your club

2. said bloke hires the local hero tells him he must do the job with one hand behind his back.

3. employes the worlds worst number 2 from the spuds

4. tells the local hero he must report to a dwarf with a cheeck smile and a capcity to beat up cab drivers.

5. fat bloke then sells players that the local hero does'nt want to sell

6. local hero resigns

7. fat bloke then goes to new york gets right on it with bubbley and birds

8. fat bloke then tries to get local hero to come back but tells him he must still report to the dwarf AND now a spanish bloke who lives in london

9. local hero tells fat boy to fuck off. now fat boy suddenly realise that he is hated in town in which he bought the club.

10. fat boy now tries to sell club for 3 times what he paid for it with no sucess

11. meanwhile the your club's first team lose to the might gunners, the tigers (whose manager is golden as his teams shirt) and a team that emblem on its shirt is a chicken on a football.

12. now a bunch of nigerians might buy your club

i say it now and LOUD .....YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

thank you i'm here all week

Well all I can say is thank fuck for that.

They're going down with the tottnum